8.) All Buddhists are vegetarians
7.) All Buddhists are pacifists
6.) Buddhism is a philosophy and not a religion
5.) The Buddha was fat
4.) The Buddha was a human being, not a god and not religious. Therefore, there is no place for worship of gods.
3.) Zen rejects conventional Buddhism
2.) Four Noble Truths are not noble
1.) All spiritual traditions, Buddhism included, are but different paths to the same mountaintop